my room smells like sperm. sweet.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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