how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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