I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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