whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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