I thought spray tan was a myth
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"