She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.