Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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