im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i now understand why vodka
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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