after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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