question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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