He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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