i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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