bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
try to milk me bitch
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