Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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