? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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