I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Just pee around me
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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