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You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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