who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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