____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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