well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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