This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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