Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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