Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
