we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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