so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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