why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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