I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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