worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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