I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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