That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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