my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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