Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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