so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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