I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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