I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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