Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
