oh god the rape fog is back!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃