why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!