On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together