i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.