Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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