so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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