i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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