Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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