I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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