Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Do vagina's smell?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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