so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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