If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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