bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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