I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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