State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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