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Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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