i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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