I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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