Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Hey! you should come over!
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