Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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