she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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