is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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